Let’s Talk About Ugly Shoes
Look, I’ve been in this industry for 214 months now, and I’ve seen some things. Some horrible things. I’m talking about fashion trends that should have stayed buried in the 80s, but no, they keep coming back like bad pennies. And I’m not gonna stand for it.
Take ugly shoes, for example. I’m not talking about the intentionally ugly ones—those are a conversation for another day. I’m talking about the ones that are just badly designed. The ones that make you look like you’re wearing a pair of clown shoes. I mean, who thought that was a good idea?
I remember back in 2003, I was at a conference in Austin with a colleague named Dave. We were both wearing these hideous shoes that were all the rage at the time. They were chunky, they were clunky, and they were orange. I kid you not, they were orange. And we thought we were fashion icons.
Fast forward to last Tuesday, I was at a coffee shop on 5th, and I saw a woman wearing a pair of shoes that were almost as bad as those orange monstrosities. I couldn’t help but laugh. She gave me this look, and I said, “Honestly, those shoes are a crime against fashion.” She just rolled her eyes and walked away. But I know I’m right.
The Great Jeans Debate
And don’t even get me started on jeans. I have strong opinions about jeans. Like, really strong. I’m talking about the kind of opinions that have caused friendships to end and families to disown each other.
I was at a dinner party about three months ago, and the host, let’s call him Marcus, was wearing a pair of jeans that were so tight, I’m pretty sure he had to be sewn into them. I mean, could he breathe in those things? I asked him, “Marcus, how do you even sit down?” He just laughed and said, “It’s all about committment, my friend.” Which… yeah. Fair enough.
But seriously, people. Jeans should be comfortable. They should be something you can move around in, something you can wear all day without feeling like you’re being physicallyy strangled by your own pants. I don’t care if they’re in style or not. If they’re not comfortable, they’re not worth wearing.
Accessories: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly
Now, let’s talk about accessories. I love a good accessory. A statement necklace, a bold pair of earrings, a scarf that adds a pop of color to an otherwise boring outfit. But there’s a fine line between “accessorizing” and “over-accessorizing.” And honestly, I think a lot of people cross that line.
I was at a fashion show in Milan a few years back, and I saw a woman wearing so many bracelets, I’m pretty sure she couldn’t lift her arms above her shoulders. I mean, what was the point? Was she trying to make a statement? Because if she was, she succeeded. Just not in the way she probably intended.
And don’t even get me started on hats. I love a good hat. A wide-brimmed hat, a beret, a fedora (yes, I said it). But there’s a time and a place for everything, and sometimes, people just overdo it. I saw a man wearing a hat that was so big, it could have doubled as a tent. I mean, was he serious?
Fashion Tips from a Grumpy Old Editor
Look, I’ve been doing this for a while. I’ve seen trends come and go, and I’ve seen people make some questionable fashion choices. But I’ve also learned a thing or two. So, here are some tips from a grumpy old editor who’s seen it all.
First of all, know your body type. Not everyone can pull off the same look, and that’s okay. If you’re not sure what works for you, ask a friend. Or better yet, ask a professional. They’re there to help, after all.
Second, don’t be afraid to take risks. Fashion is all about expressing yourself, and if you’re not taking any risks, you’re not really expressing anything. But at the same time, don’t be reckless. There’s a difference between making a statement and looking like you got dressed in the dark.
And finally, be confident. No matter what you’re wearing, if you’re confident, you’ll look good. It’s all about attitude, people. So, hold your head high, put your shoulders back, and own it.
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Anyway, that’s all I’ve got for now. I could go on and on, but I won’t. I’ll save some of my rants for another day. Until then, happy styling.
About the Author
I’m Sarah, a senior magazine editor with more opinions than I know what to do with. I’ve been in the fashion industry for what feels like forever, and I’ve seen some things. Some good, some bad, and some downright ugly. I’m not afraid to speak my mind, and I’m not afraid to call out a bad fashion choice when I see one. So, buckle up, because it’s gonna be a wild ride.
